Thursday, February 23, 2012

Setting Tourist Traps

Saturday:

Pop quiz: It takes an hour and a half to get to the top of the Empire State Building. It takes another hour to work around the crowds of tourists to get the shot. It takes another half-hour to get out of the building.

Total time spent: 3 hours. Total screen time: 10 seconds.

Now multiply this by Madison Square Park, the BX9 bus, Central Park East and yet another trip to Port Authority.

Your answer should be: total time spent: 6 hours. Total screen time: 30 seconds.

Ain't math fun?

Sunday:

One hour. One shot. One broken heart. M continues to amaze me with his ability to expose his rawest of nerves. I think we're both gonna need a good cry if we ever get out of this.

Next: We're going to church. No, seriously.

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